Chorus: [B] Today I don't feel [F#] like doing [E] anything
[B] I just wanna [F#] lay in my [E] bed
[B] Don't feel like picking [F#] up my phone
[E] So leave a message at the tone
[B] Cause today I swear I'm [Ebm] not doing [E] anything
1. Uh, [B] I'm gonna kick my feet up and [F#] stare at the fan
[E] Turn the TV on, Throw my hand in my pants
[B] Nobody's gonna [F#] tell me I [E] can't, nah
[B] I'll be lying on the couch just [F#] chillin in my snuggie
[E] Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
[B] Cause in my castle [F#] I'm the freakin man
Oh Oh, [C#m] yes I said it
[Ebm] I said it [E] I said it cause I [F#] can
Chorus: [B] Today I don't feel [F#] like doing [E] anything
[B] I just wanna [F#] lay in my [E] bed
[B] Don't feel like picking [F#] up my phone
[E] So leave a message at the tone
[B] Cause today I swear I'm [Ebm] not doing [E] anything
Nothing at all [B] ooh hoo [F#] ooh hoo
[E] Hoo ooh ooh, nothing at all
[B] Ooh hoo [F#] ooh hoo
[E] Hoo ooh ooh
2. [B] Tomorrow I wake up, do some [F#] P90X
[E] With a really nice girl have some really nice sex
[B] And she's gonna scream [F#] out, "this is [E] great" (Oh my god this is great)
[B] I might mess around and get my [D] college degree
[E] I bet my old man will be so proud of me
[B] I'm sorry pops you [F#] just have to [E] wait
Oh Oh, [C#m] yes I said it
[Ebm] I said it [E] I said it cause I [F#] can
Chorus: [B] Today I don't feel [F#] like doing [E] anything
[B] I just wanna [F#] lay in my [E] bed
[B] Don't feel like picking [F#] up my phone
[E] So leave a message at the tone
[B] Cause today I swear I'm [Ebm] not doing [E] anything
* No I [C#m] ain't gonna comb my [F#] hair
Cause I [Abm] ain't going anywhere
[E] No no no no [F#] no no no no [Abm] nooo
I'll just [C#m] strut in my birthday [F#] suit
And [Abm] let everything hang loose
[E] Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah [F#] yeah yeah yeah [Abm] yeahhh
Chorus: [B] Today I don't feel [F#] like doing [E] anything
[B] I just wanna [F#] lay in my [E] bed
[B] Don't feel like picking [F#] up my phone
[E] So leave a message at the tone
[B] Cause today I swear I'm [Ebm] not doing [E] anything
Nothing at all [B] ooh hoo [F#] ooh hoo
[E] Hoo ooh ooh, nothing at all
[B] Ooh hoo [F#] ooh hoo
[E] Hoo ooh ooh nothing at [B] all